What to do with a slow learner

I refer -- sadly -- to myself, rather than the dog.

I just went into the kitchen to face the boooooring task of cutting up cheese into tiny cubes for treats. I opened the frig and spied the container of shredded cheese left over from last night’s tacos.

Duh.

Five minutes with the cheese grater and I now have enough treats to do the other two boring bathrooms with Parker.