Thursday, March 10, 2011

I guess Harvard is out of the question

I decided to try the Dog IQ test. (http://www.abc.net.au/animals/dog_test/default.htm) Not that I think it’s the be all and end all of measuring devices, but what the hell.

First test was treat under a soup can (show the dog the treat, put it under a soup can and encourage him to get the treat) and Parker scored a four out of five. Not so bad.

The second was a towel over the head (throw a towel over the dog’s head and shoulders and see how long he takes to shake it off. Parker got a five out of five on that one, although his initial response was to not move, which I rather liked.

Third: this was weird. When you get the dog’s attention, count three seconds and smile broadly. The dog is supposed to respond to this by coming toward you. Parker didn’t budge. Possibly because he was wondering about this strange facial expression on a person who rarely does it. So he got a one out of five. Wasn’t possible to get a zero.

Fourth: covering food with a towel, see how long it takes the dog to get it. Again, it wasn’t possible to get a zero, so Parker got a one although he didn’t make any moves toward the towel. Neither, for that matter, did Emmy when I tried that one with her. Didn’t want to wake Tilly up to give her a try.

Fifth: put a treat under a low table so that the dog has to use its paws to get it. Parker got a two for trying to sniff it and get it with his muzzle. No paws.

Sixth: Call the dog’s name in a happy voice, but the name is “refrigerator.” Parker turned his head but kept where he was. Do it again, using the word, “Movies.” Same response. “Parker” brought him right to me, so he got a five out of five for that one.

Total score: 18

Web scoring sheet:
















Over 25 points...
Your dog is a genius
15 - 25 points....
Your dog is smart, but won't go to Harvard
5 - 15 points......
Your dog is not too bright, but is most likely very cute
Below 5 points..
Your dog must be an Afghan

Stupid test.

Sigh

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